Michael Fulton is a comedian, actor, and writer. That means he's funny, he pretends, and he imagines. He doesn't really like to talk about himself, especially in the third person, so this may not be very long (insert penis joke here). On stage, Michael combines his wit with clever word play to keep audiences guessing at what he'll say next. Seemingly innocent stories of every day life quickly turn into shocking tales that seem too outrageous to be true. Unfortunately for Michael, they are true, they've happened to him, and now he wants to share his hilarious misery with you.